Would You Kindry?

I’ve been watching a lot of HAWP (Gametrailers.com :: HAWP) videos lately.

So I have three days left at work. It’s not so bad, really. The worst part is probably cleaning the bathrooms, which is sorta on a rotational basis by employee, and it’s never that dirty in them. The only thing I don’t like is the old guys always spit sunflower seeds in the urinals. I don’t know if it’s my job to get them out, but I usually try to, or at least get them to flush down. Granted gloves and all, it’s still gross. I’ve contemplated (several times, actually) making a sign saying something along the lines of “Spitting of sunflower seeds in urinals will result in immediate amputation of penis.” I think it’ll stop them. I’ll even sit on a chair in the bathroom with a knife. Better yet, I’ll dress like Sweeney Todd and sit with a very sharp and shiny barber’s knife.

I tried to start a blower today without turning the switch to the ‘on’ position. I swear that I did. 28 or so pulls and an exhausted Josh later, Kevin comes over, switches it, and gets it running in one try. FML

I’m starting a new site soon I’m excited; it’s gonna be pretty cool. No details yet.

She got out of town, on a railway New York bound. Took all except my name – another alien on Broadway.

I forgot to update! Well, not as much forgot as was too tired to. Thursday night Angela came over and we made a video for my *new* and soon-to-be-updated website.  I don’t think I’m keeping that copy, but we’ll be making more soon.  So I got 4 hours of sleep that night.  Friday was okay, work was bad.  I’m not supposed to rough house or get bounced around or anything cause of the mono.  The half wit driving the cushman (with two of us in the back) puts the throttle all the way up (we’re not supposed to touch it – it’s usually at a little less than halfway) and floors it all over the park.  Not slowing down for the enormous bumps, dips, and through the grass.  I eventually (of course, all the way at the front of the park) said I’d walk back because I saw some things to weed whip as we drove.  Yes, I was weed whipping again.  Oh, I almost forgot: I got stung by a bee that morning, too while weed whipping.  Not fun.  It’s itchy and is a big bump now.  So I went to bed early Friday night cause I was tired.

Today was fun at Jenn’s grad party, I got closer to a few people and met a few cool people also.  The most memorable, probably, was the devil child/spawn of satan/satan himself.  We made many names for him as the night progressed.  Before I arrived, he had gotten Jenn, Nicole, and Sam with water balloons.  Now, some people wanted to play an egg toss.  All four of us backed off and said that we didn’t want to play.  As this kid and some adults insisted, he somehow gets an egg and whips it at Jenn’s back.  Although he was maybe 10, he threw it hard, she had a red spot.  Not to mention, it splashed onto my pants (crotch, of course) and camera.  I was ready to kick that kid’s head in but I instead went inside to wash off.  He said, “Sorry about the egg” while I was washing my Nikon off and I replied, “Yeah.”  I wasn’t going to say that it was okay or anything; I was furious.  Then later (10 ish) I went to Jon’s party.  Not many people left there, but some of my closer friends, we had a circle chat (usually a few different discussions at once).  It was a good day overall.
I’m very tired right now.  I found out that you can win a 2010 Camaro with the Dr. Pepper codes in the caps, so I’m playing like crazy!  Oh, and my laptop is in Cleveland! It’s in the sorting center or whathaveyou.  Apparently I won’t have it until Tuesday, but that doesn’t make any sense.  And to top it off, I’m not working on monday!  It’d be so nice to have it then.

I should probably get some sleep.